|Age||Old, due to greying hair|
|Home||One of the 13 Districts.|
|Weapon||Handgun, switchblade, his mesmerizing theme song.|
|Portrayed by||He has some name|
- "Int Internets... it's it's a series of tubes!"
- ―Internets Guy singing his song.[src]
Name: Internets Guy
Age: Old (71 Years)